While eating the Thanksgiving dinner at GreatGrandmas house, one of my son-in-laws commented on not wanting any casserole. "I don't want anything to do with something that ends in ass-a-role."
I may have shit myself, I laughed so hard.
Fortunately, Great Grandma is nearly deaf, and missed it.
I really like the guy. It's great not being the only complete dick in the family.