Oh, Now I Get It.

Sometimes I run into a benign little joke that is just wrong enough on enough levels, that I can't help but love it.



What did the male unicorn say to the female unicorn when the arc doors closed?


"This cruise is going to be fabulous!"



Earl

Point of View

The pessimist sees only a dark tunnel.

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

The realist sees a train coming in the tunnel.




The engineer sees three morons sitting on the tracks.

Earl

Read.

I should have figured it out sooner.

It's the shampoo I use in the shower.

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body.

Printed very clearly on the shampoo label it reads, "FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

I have gotten rid of the shampoo and I am going to start using dish detergent.

Its' label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE." That should do it.

Geez, it sure pays to read the label!

Earl