Sorry- I had to step away from the computer for a minute. I'm baaack.
Recently read that if life doesn't give you water and sugar too, your lemonade is going to suck. True that.
Just had a couple friends come stay with us over the holiday. He is first generation Chinese American and she's a blond midwestern type. I hear his folks told him as a kid "You bring home a nice Chinese girl for us to meet." As a young adult it became "You bring home a nice Asian girl for us to meet." As he got older still it became "You bring home a nice girl for us to meet." He took her home to meet them. At least she's a girl...
One evening I heard her tell him he was so full of shit his eyes were brown. He told her her head was so full of air, her eyes were blue. I hadn't heard the blue eyed one before. Made me laugh.