Our staff has uncovered evidence that the BLM (Bureau of Land Management) is actually being headed and staffed by aliens bent on world domination, the elimination of human life on our planet and THE END OF THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE!!!
Over the years our crack staff has uncovered a number of OBVIOUSLY ILLEGAL and VERY SUSPICIOUS undertakings by the members of the BLM cult.
They alternately allow the rape of the land by BIG OIL and BIG MINING companies for little or no recompense to the American citizens, or they ACTIVELY PREVENT the development of our National Resources fostering dependance on FOREIGN COUNTRIES for our energy and mineral needs!
They are also responsible for allowing HUNDREDS or even THOUSANDS of USELESS FERAL HORSES to run on BLM managed land, competing with the millions of cattle that graze on that same property. Then they will FORCE BIRTH CONTROL on these horses by darting them with BIRTH CONTROL CHEMICALS! They will also CHASE THESE BEAUTIFUL WILD HORSES with helicopters (we suspect they are using the black helicopters borrowed from the "others" at the United Nations) and using "Judas" horses--their name, not ours-- they TRICK the mustangs into holding pens, TO SELL TO THE UNSUSPECTING AMERICAN PUBLIC!
The BLM is trying to do an impossible job, and they just won't quit. THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG HERE!
It is time for all Americans to STAND UP and WHINE about the job they are doing.