In my current job, I do some light bartender duties. And the customers will talk to me for advice or just to vent.
Recently a gal was complaining about another gal she was running a business with and ended her rant with "I guess I should never talk with her on the day I start my period."
In my best barkeep manner to told her "I'm just glad I'm a guy so I don't have to worry about that. But I'm REALLY glad I'm not a chicken. They have about 20 periods a month, and the unfertilized egg THEY pass is the same size a a full term birth."
She left saying she wasn't sure if that made her feel better or worse.
I call that a win.