New Ad Campain

 I emailed the Kotex Company.

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Good day-

After being subjected to the "storm" over the  Gillette Razor ads, it occurred to me that NOW is the time for Kotex to capitalize on the hoopla with a change for women's product advertising.

Picture this...............

Inside a large garage, work is being done on a 4 wheel drive racing truck.  Welders attaching roll bars.  Welders attaching skid plates. Welding on heavy bumpers.  No heads/faces visible.

Cut to racing scenes. Trucks leaping off jumps.  Clouds of dust.  Occasional crashes.  Chaos.

End of race.  Driver takes off helmet surrounded by pit crew.  Her hair falls out around her shoulders, entire pit crew/welders are also women.

All celebrate.

Fade to  Kotex logo, with subtext. ....  "Because the seat needs protection, too."

Hell, I'd buy a box!

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  But they replied with this.


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Damn.  It is such a GREAT idea.

Earl