Marriage

The relationship between a man and his wife is an amazing thing.  The husband gives some small thing, and the woman makes it more.

If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.
If you give her a house, she will give you a home.
If you give her some groceries, she will give you a meal.
If you give her your seed, she will give you a child.
If you give her your love, she will give you a life.

A word to the wise...

Don't give her any shit. 

Earl

TSA Xray

I'm pretty sure if the folks in any of the major department stores told their customers that the Mall Cops would be watching through peep holes as they changed clothes in the fitting rooms (for customer safety, to prevent thefts, and keep prices down),  their customers would stop showing up.

Do you people know where the TSA folks came from?  I have never met any law enforcement professionals that have professed to me how they long to work for the TSA (except for a few security guards that could only aspire to be baggage handlers).  All of the positions in TSA were filled in a matter of months, I suspect mostly with, if not rejects, then wanna-bees and has-beens from the private security forces in Americas retail army.

I worked as a rent-a-cop when I was in college.  It gives me the heebie-jeebies to think those folks are "protecting" my sorry ass.

I think I'll just walk.

Earl