Marriage

The relationship between a man and his wife is an amazing thing.  The husband gives some small thing, and the woman makes it more.

If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.
If you give her a house, she will give you a home.
If you give her some groceries, she will give you a meal.
If you give her your seed, she will give you a child.
If you give her your love, she will give you a life.

A word to the wise...

Don't give her any shit. 

Earl