A bishop and two priests walked into a bar. Nope, not a joke. My bar, a couple months back. Had the perfect opportunity to ask a theological question that has been eating away at me for years.
Which comes closer to breaking one of the commandments. Exclaiming "Oh Hell!" or "Good Heavens!" Didn't ever get around to asking them, so I guess I'll just stick to my old standbys... bodily functions. Kiss my mucus membranes, you phlegm hole.