Religion Happens

  Theology a la carte.  Take your pick.



Taoism ----- shit happens

Hare Krishna ----- shit happens; Rama Lama Ding-Dong

Hinduism ----- This shit happened before

Islam ----- if shit happens, take a hostage

Zen ----- What is the sound of shit happening?

Buddhism ----- When shit happens is it really shit?

Confucianism ----- Confucius says, “shit happens”

7th Day Adventist ----- shit happens on Saturdays

Protestantism ----- shit won’t happen if I work harder.

Catholicism ----- if shit happens I deserve it.

Jehovah’s Witness ----- knock, knock, “shit happens.”

Unitarian ----- what is this shit

Mormon ----- shit happens, again, and again, and again…

Judaism ----- why does this shit always happen to me.
Judaism #2----- shit wouldn't happen if you would just listen to your mother.

Rastafarianism ----- this is good shit.

Seen this before.  Still makes me smile.
PU