I was in a parking lot pulling into a gas station to fuel up my truck yesterday. Damn thing turns like a truck, so I bumped a curb. I stopped at the curb and put it in reverse to back up away from the curb. CRUNCH!!! And a small shudder ran through the truck. Shit, and my foot was still on the brake, I hadn't moved. I got out and saw I was still up against the curb. The guy that hit me climbed out of his car and asked "What happened? Did you back into me? I was messing with my phone and didn't see what happened."
" I was messing with my phone and didn't see what happened"
"I WAS MESSING WITH MY PHONE AND DIDN'T SEE WHAT HAPPENED"!!!
Fortunately I have a horrible trailer hitch welded onto the back of my 1 ton flatbed that totally fucked up his headlight/bumper/grill/fender and I didn't even loose any paint. I told him "No damage to me buddy, it's your call. Cops or no cops". He drove away, a prime candidate for natural de-selection.
"I WAS MESSING WITH MY PHONE AND DIDN'T SEE WHAT HAPPENED"
That was a $1000 phone call, buddy. Hope she was worth it.
Hang up and drive.